I have just learned that MC Hammer (@MCHammer) is not going to be appearing at B-Spot with Iron Chef Michael Symon (@mdsymon).
Apparently, it will be WKNR Sports Radio announcer Aaron Goldhammer. Yes that’s right…My bad.
Lets compare shall we?
Aaron Goldhammer: Named Cleveland’s most eligible bachelor, Cleveland Magazine.
MC Hammer: Awarded the Soul Train Music Award for Entertainer of the year in 1991.
Aaron Goldhammer: Named Cleveland’s most eligible douche-bag, Cleveland Seen
MC Hammer: Awarded 3 Grammy Awards, 8 American Music Awards, a People’s Choice Award, and a Prestigious Billboard Diamond Award.
Aaron Goldhammer: Maybe can spell record in his life.
MC Hammer: Sold over 50 million records since 1987 (Yes, I purchased three of those).
Results: Aaron Goldhammer=0 / MC Hammer=3
I will seek comfort in my one last remaining pair of faded Z.Cavaricci pants, my Hypercolor sweatshirt and my lonely pair British Knights.
Here, I was excited to eat at B-Spot tonight and see Iron Chef Michael Symon….and MC Hammer! Thanks @srouser.
I wish MC Hammer could wash my dishes.
Tight rolling my pants and reporting live from QuarryLaneFarms